Their is absolutely not question in my mind my computer is 100% American. So you are saying "Mikey how the hell do you know that?" Simple are you ready? Here it goes.
In the morning it takes forever to get up and go. It's so god damn slow I wanna spill my coffee in its CD ROM drive. And talking about viruses, this thing is always sick. Man I swear it does it just to use up its sick days. And talking about days. Its American... Monday its hungover, Tuesday its just getting up to speed, Wednesday is generally a good day (until Firefox wants to update) then Thursday it slows down a bit and Friday it quits after 1/2 a day. And I can't remember the last time I could just start it up and go. And speaking of memory holy shit Windows is just a fat bloated pig. I mean seriously I can never keep up with it. If I give it a gig of ram it eats it all. 2 gig and its still hungry. And man those lazy days where it's just out there. That wheels a spinning but we just ain't moving.
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