Friday, May 15, 2009

Why You Need To Comprehend Literally and Figuratively And Chill The Hell Out

Alright now here it goes...

First and foremost most if not all of the context written here in the first person is real. I mean real thoughts, concepts and psycho babble. These topics are written in the Literal sense. This means you should take what I say at face valve and feel it is actually the truth or Mikey gospel. Got it? Good.
Now if I am writing about other people like my parents most of the time it is in the figurative sense. This means it is meant to symbolize and/or exaggerate the topic. This means my parents didn't literally live on a hippie commune and most certainly didn't capitalize off the last Brittany album. The fact is they are hard working people that I am using to symbolize an entire generation of people.
So to my faithful readers (all two of you) I don't always literally mean what I say and often it is purely for the comic relief.
Take your chill pill and call me later.

Mikey

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